justin mcelroy has said many powerful things but honestly no set of words in the english language conveys the same energy as “that’s a funny trick to play on god”
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“you’re rearranging deck chairs on the titanic, my friend” is a very close second
“we can do whatever sins we want! there’s no god here to observe this” is very good too
“the man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one” was also good
“for the millionth time the first amendment protects you from the government not the justin”
“we need to stop making mixups in God’s Chipotle”
“You can park the car around the block but everyone knows you drove there”
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this is what having adhd is like
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The Holy Trinity
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new mountain goats single sounds great
Griffin, Singing, with Guitar: Sometimes in life, you want to buy a boat. But you don’t have the money that salesmen require for boats. But that sea is calling to me… You gotta give to the Maximum Fun Drive, Maximum Fun Drive, Maximum Fun Drive, Maximum Fun Drive!
Instrumental
Griffin: What do you do when you’ve got a little boat? And your friends at the marina, they all make fun of your little boat. Well, the answer is clear: Give me boat money this year! It’s time for the Maximum Fun Drive, Maximum Fun Drive, the Maximum Fun Drive. The boat was an allegory for my penis.
Applause and Justin: Beautiful! Beautiful…
Griffin: I’m talking about penis enlargement surgery–Boy laughter–The men at the docks make fun of my dick!–Boy laughter–I wish that the boat men would stop looking at me in the bathroom, it’s supposed to be a private place…
Laughter and a Boy: Woo!
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mad about the idea of money being exchanged for goods and services
first of all, explain to me, what makes them “goods”, instead of , “bads”
hsfdjkgsdfkdlsf\g i’m screaming because,,,, idk if op knows this but,,,,,,, this is a real thing in economics that we talk about and draw models of:

MONEY CAN BE EXCHANGED FOR BADS AND DISSERVICES
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The funniest version of this is when you work in a haunted house
I was super bored one night bc we were really slow, and the animatronic that served as my cue had broken without my knowing, so I didn’t get an alert that someone was coming.
I was in the hallway singing “Peanut Butter Jelly Time” at the top of my lungs and jumping up and down in the hallway. The guy in the next hallway over was singing it with me. I don’t know what he was doing but knowing him, it was equally goofy.
So imagine being a teenager girl and her teenage boyfriend, coming down a dark and spooky hallway filled with fog, and finding a small demonic-looking thing jumping like a madman, shouting “PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME” at the top of its lungs with the voice of a twelve year old boy, and hearing a deep, booming voice repeating it back.
That sounds scarier than most things I’ve experienced in a haunted house to be totally honest
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Love that episode of TMA where you find out Jon was raised by his grandmother and it's like, oh so that's why you are the way you are
Jon "It was so selfish of me to inconvenience my only living family member by becoming an orphan" Sims
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Please just stay home.
Thanks to whoevet made this post!!! My allergies kicking my ass right now. I got scared for a min
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Love how Elias' real personality is revealed. Goes from "Jon please for the love of god stop shit-talking all of our financial supporters" to "My alignment? Evil. My favorite hobby? Inflicting blunt force trauma" effortlessly
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1. These aren’t pictures from Venice, the pictures are taken in Burano. The canals there are always clean and filled with fish and swans.
2. These pictures (unknowingly) transport ecofascist ideas. They transport the ecofascist idea that the Corona virus did the earth a pleasure, which paves the way for genocide and eugenics. It’s racist and ethnonationalistic. It’s social Darwinism. The people who are killed by natural disasters and pandemics (which “clean the nature”) are mostly poor, disabled, Black and Indigenous People of Color, non-westerners, and other marginalized people (aka not the people who caused them). The people who exploit(ed) humans and nature are still profiting. They buy their bunker, they are able to buy food when others can’t, they get tested, they are able to work remotely and get paid, and able to do social distancing/quarantine. They still get to profit off of it (now buying cheap stocks in the crisis which will get pricier once the pandemic is over). They own hospital chains, supermarkets and online shops, which now make lots of money but still pay their now-so-existential staff badly, give them zero-hour-contracts, lay them off and/or ignore safety measures. It’s capitalism which enables the exploitation which leads to natural disasters and pandemic crisis.
3. People should have clean water and air whether or not there is a pandemic.
Literature on ecofascism:
- https://theintercept.com/2019/08/05/el-paso-shooting-eco-fascism-migration/










